rneerkat:

im not smokin pot im smokin hot

(via l0ve-is-my-battlefield)

beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

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coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

(Source: slimeeeman, via givingblowjobs)

pixelflutter:

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

[/warbled demonic voice]IM NOT YOUR WAIFU, SHITLORRRDDD

(via inkystars)

fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

(Source: merylstreepismymom, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

princeowl:

when i meet people who dont like birds

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(via encourage)