spending your teenage years obsessing over band members on the internet is the most fun you can have without taking off your clothes off

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awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 


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what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

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If someone wants a romantic relationship with little or no sex, let them.

If someone wants a sexual relationship with no romance, let them.

And if someone wants a completely platonic relationship with no romance or sex, FUCKING LET THEM.

Destroy the idea that a relationship must have sex and/or romance to be “real”.

(Source: morrowseer, via gracieisabelladzienny)


*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

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"All I wanted was to receive the love I gave."
- 10 word story  (via elauxe)

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why are girls so fascinated with boners

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my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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next time you go to accuse a teenage girl of overreacting remember that when a bunch of elderly white men couldn’t agree on something, they shut down the government

(Source: deaf-cecil, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)