bryanstars:

spending your teenage years obsessing over band members on the internet is the most fun you can have without taking off your clothes off

(via likesbeingmoved)

seedy:

awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 

image

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

superlockedinthephandom:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

fasterfood:

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married. 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

stormbramble:

If someone wants a romantic relationship with little or no sex, let them.

If someone wants a sexual relationship with no romance, let them.

And if someone wants a completely platonic relationship with no romance or sex, FUCKING LET THEM.

Destroy the idea that a relationship must have sex and/or romance to be “real”.

(Source: morrowseer, via gracieisabelladzienny)

telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

(Source: telapathetic, via mommadidntraisenofool)

"All I wanted was to receive the love I gave."
- 10 word story  (via elauxe)

(Source: white--elephants, via fatandgettingfatter)

relahvant:

why are girls so fascinated with boners

(via encourage)

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(via rexuality)

transaervania:

next time you go to accuse a teenage girl of overreacting remember that when a bunch of elderly white men couldn’t agree on something, they shut down the government

(Source: deaf-cecil, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)